Welcome, my fellow film fanatics, to my twisted little corner of the cinematic world. While every other reviewer out there claims to be 'different' or 'original' in their reviews, they all churn out pretty much the same crap, with a couple of swear words thrown in for good measure. So how are mine different, then? I believe the review itself should to be just as entertaining as, and sometimes even more entertaining than, the movie being reviewed. I'll let you be the judge.

I’ve been writing satire reviews for over four years now. I also submit entertainment content for http://www.latinoreview.com/ and I write content for the Finnish magazine Pelaaja. (I'm neither Finnish nor Latino, so nobody finds this more amusing than me.) Since the magazine is in Finnish, I’m hoping they’re not translating my reviews into the latest look on gay European porn.

If you would like receive these reviews as soon as I'm done writing them, shoot me an e-mail and I'll add you to the mailing list. I'm a gun for hire as well...so if you know of anyone willing to pay for a movie reviewer, let me know! I do these out of my love of movies and to make people laugh; but believe me, I'd rather be getting paid for it! One last thing: Don't take anything I write seriously. The disclaimers are there for your protection...and to help cover my ass.